frau kopfscmerzen Witze

Ein Ehepaar besucht den Zoo. Nach einer 
Weile 
stehen die beiden vor dem Gorillakäfig und 
beobachten einen riesigen männlichen 
Gorilla, 
der träge in der Ecke sitzt. Da sagt der 
Mann 
zu seiner Frau: 
"Komm, wir wollen den Gorilla etwas auf 
Trab bringen. Zieh doch 
deine Jacke aus und zeige ihm deinen gut 
gebauten Körper!" 
Die Frau zieht die Jacke aus und der Gorilla 
beobachtet sie interessiert. 
"Los",sagt der Mann,"jetzt 
die 
Bluse etwas aufknöpfen!" 
Gesagt, getan. Der Gorilla erhebt sich und 
kommt langsam näher. "Und jetzt 
zeig' ihm deine Brüste!" Die Frau 
nimmt die Brüste aus dem BH und spielt an 
ihnen herum. Der Gorilla wird unruhig und 
beginnt im Käfig auf- und abzugehen. 
"Und jetzt den Rock hoch und das 
Höschen 
runter!" 
Die Frau macht, was ihr Mann vorgeschlagen 
hat und der Gorilla beginnt, 
wie wild an den Gitterstäben seines Käfigs 
zu 
rütteln. Da packt der Mann seine Frau und 
wirft sie über den Zaun in den Käfig und 
sagt: 

"Und nun erkläre ihm mal, dass Du 
Migräne hast!"

Maenner 10 Wahrheiten

10 goldene Wahrheiten über "Scheißkerle" 

Nr. 1 Es ist schlimmer, als Sie vermuten 

Es gibt Investitionen im Leben, die sich nicht rentieren! Wenn Sie merken, dass Sie in Ihrer Beziehung auf die Verliererseite geraten, wenn sich schlechte Nachrichten häufen, ziehen Sie die Reißleine! Denn meist kommt nach dem Ende raus: Es ist alles noch viel schlimmer gewesen. 

Nr. 2 Der Geliebte verliert immer 

Wenn sich Ihr neuer oder sogar verheirateter Liebhaber sich nicht innerhalb weniger Wochen eindeutig zu Ihnen bekennt, ist er Ihrer nicht wert. Schluss – und zwar sofort! 

Nr. 3 Wer liebt, spielt nicht 

Vergessen Sie die Idee, sich künstlich rar zu machen, ihn eifersüchtig zu machen ect. Männer können sehr wohl empfinden, dass da jemand versucht „ zu spielen“. Sie riskieren, dass er sich aufgefordert fühlt, es Ihnen gleichzutun. Wenn er sich von sich aus keine Mühe gibt, dann vergessen Sie ihn. Der Nächste, bitte! 

Nr. 4 Allem Anfang wohnt eine Info inne 

Die ersten Tage sind wie ein hochkonzentrierter Extrakt der nächsten Jahre. Was jetzt nicht klappt, wird niemals blühen. Fühlt sich die Sache nicht hundertprozentig an, schließen Sie das Kapitel mit dem Kerl. 

Nr. 5 Es ist genau so, wie es sich anhört 

Erzählen Sie die Situation Ihrer Beziehung so realistisch wie möglich einer Freundin. Versuchen Sie, dies möglichst neutral zu tun. Berichten Sie Fakten, verzichten Sie auf Relativierung („ Naja, das klingt jetzt schlimm, aber eigentlich ist es ja ganz anders…“). Wenn Sie während Ihrer Erzählung langsam, aber sicher denken: „Oh Gott, das klingt ja alles fürchterlich“, dann ist die Sache auch genau so, wie sie klingt. Time to say goodbye! 

Nr. 6 Er meint, was er sagt 

Manchmal kommt die Wahrheit als Scherz verpackt oder ins Gegenteil gekehrt. Wenn er sagt: Ich fühle mich nicht bereit für eine Beziehung, dann meint er es auch so. Kommt er von einer Dienstreise zurück und erzählt scherzend: Weißt Du, Schatz, ich habe es mal wieder mit unzähligen Männern getrieben – dann denken Sie dran: Es könnte tatsächlich so gewesen sein! Zeigen Sie ihm die rote Karte. 

Nr. 7 Genügsamkeit ist keine Tugend 

„Besser als Nichts“ ist ein Satz, den Sie aus Ihrem Wortschatz streichen sollten. Ein Kerl, der in kleinen Dingen nicht aufmerksam ist, wird es auch nicht in „großen“ sein. Misstrauen Sie Männern, die ihren (auch kleinen) Ankündigungen keine Taten folgen lassen. 

Nr. 8 Ein Spinner ist immer dabei 

So hart das auch ist, aber gehen Sie davon aus, dass Sie im Laufe Ihres Lebens einen ganz persönlichen Anteil an Spinnern, Muttersöhnchen oder Angsthasen abbekommen. Lernen Sie Muster und Strukturen zu erkennen. Allem Bedürfnis nach Zweisamkeit zum trotz: so einer nicht! 

Nr. 9 Den Richtigen will er sofort heiraten 

Wenn Sie im Hinblick auf das Thema „Heiraten“ den Satz hören: „Wir müssen doch nichts überstürzen, haben doch noch so viel Zeit!“ – dann denken Sie daran: Kein gesunder Mann wird sich ernsthaft dagegen sträuben, den Mann seines Lebens zu heiraten. Im Gegenteil: Ist es „ der Richtige“, kann es gar nicht schnell genug gehen! 

Nr. 10 Männer sind wie junge Hunde 

Es gibt keine Entschuldigung und keine Erklärung für Betrug, Sex mit dem Ex und ähnlichen Klamauk. Sind Sie ihm wichtig, wird er es nicht wagen, Sie zu betrügen, vor lauter Angst, es könnte herauskommen. Tut er es dennoch, hat er in ihrem Bett nichts mehr verloren. Nächtliches Weinen vor der Haustür sollte Sie nicht vom Pfad des Selbstschutzes abbringen lassen. 

P.S. Keine Sorge - wenn Sie sich dann getrennt haben, werden Sie erleichtert sein. 
Denn ein Spruch gilt immer: Sensible Männer leiden in der Beziehung, Männer 
danach!

Psychological Analysis to Men who they switch oft sexual partners

The switch sexual partners alone does not make point of concern.The lack of stable relationship in your life may be a symptom of a deeper difficulty. One could talk about avoidance of relationship, for fear of closeness, of negative expectations placed in you the sense of relationship to a deeper need to build conditions that offer  a (fake?) Sense of emotional autonomy.
Early life events that hurt the child emotionally and build through the negative depictions of human relationships are an obstacle to the ability to build healthy relationships in the future. The parents here are the pioneers in that they manage or not to act as role models.
Inwardly, there may be fear of recurrence and avoid coming close to not hurt, not to fail in this process called building proximity.
The switch sexual partners from one side seems to offer a mental food freedom, self-esteem, sexual acceptance, and an "easy" in contact with the opposite sex. Could it operates as a mechanism for balancing other underlying emotional difficulties, undermining your emotional involvement? Take, emptiness and loneliness filled with nothing if not "catch" from the root.

Couples Statistic , diet means trouble!!

People who have a permanent relationship and suddenly start dieting, it is likely preparing to leave the other half, reveals a new study.
Scientists from Germany, led by Dr. T. Klein, Professor of Sociology at the University of Heidelberg, recruited more than 2,000 volunteers aged 16 to 55 years to study the correlation between relationship satisfaction and body weight.
The principle findings were volunteers who had a permanent relationship, usually weighed more than what Singles - perhaps because "the happy couples often leave their appearance and gain weight because they feel less pressure to be attractive," according to Dr. Klein.
Indeed, a previous U.S. study has shown that the happy couples not only fattening, but they tend to synchronize their increased body weight, since they share the same table and same lifestyle.
The new study, however, revealed that when passed the "honeymoon" in the relationship and start problems appear warning "symptoms" of discontent, which is good not confuse anyone who admires it.
Such "symptoms" are eg to start one suddenly gets obsessed with the gym or get sporty type and start dieting.
These changes are quite normal, according to sociologists, since "when someone wants to find a new partner, begins to notice the pounds and his appearance because he wants to become as attractive as possible."

Flirt in our working life

All we have done at least once. A winning smile and negotiate a large sale. A joke with our neighbor to the bartender of the desk or morning coffee. That certain tone of voice when asking for help for a project ...
The employees of the subtle art of seduction knows that blink or launch a penetrating gaze can be a form of social power, sometimes useful to secure an advantage or an ally. Nicole Williams, author of gilr on top, claiming the use of all available tools to gain ground at work, including this one. "Flirt?" The author writes, "I call it efficiency."

Even in the academic world is increasingly willing to give value to the power of sex. The sociologist C. Hakim, a professor at the LSE and author of Erotic Ecomincs Capital: The Power of Attracion in the Boardroom and the Bedroom, believes that the erotic capital is the fourth human resource with economic, social, and cultural . Defines capital as a kind of erotic attraction and physical and social claims that it is a manifestation of flirting. "Having the knowledge includes charismatic flirt and when appropriate, especially in these times, one would expect from charismatic leaders."

"Flirting is to imply the possibility, but not the probability that something could happen between two people sexually," says psychologist S. Rego, Head of the Cognitive Behavior Therapy Program at Montefiore Medical Center in New York. It expresses the tone of voice, pauses, glances, posture, body language and word games.

However, if flirting can sometimes make us get a discount, a customer or earn a commission so desired, can also easily make us vulnerable, because of the misunderstanding of our attitude and the stigma that is. Flirt to get any advantage is like playing with fire and may expose us to very unpleasant unintended consequences.

What do you think? Do you have a story to tell about it?

Time for shopping!

We go shopping. This time will be special shopping. Underwear!
Sexy, sexy, sensual. The black is all time classic, but white on the blackened skin, summer is really what you need to raise the temperature to. Preferred lace or what you like most.
Whether related or not the pants always give an erotic essence at your disposal. The underwear is a personal matter. A woman who respects herself and is dressed outside and inside.
If you want to get away from traditional choices dared something colorful. The fashion in favor and find all colors and all shades.

Women Get out with your girlfriends ...

women have t arrange once a while an evening to dedicate to her friends.
Psychologists point out that it is a basic need in a couple, the partners while maintaining the relationship and the"independence", their lives.
It is not right all you people to be your partner. It is wrong to spend all day together. So, one evening a week to arrange something with your friends. It is good to you, I will extend good will and respect.
You go out, celebrate, change air and this post will transport and in your relationship. I'll miss you, will give him some space and time to do something and he thanked him and all this to be sure it will workpositively.
PS When you go out, do not start the phones and emails. I said, the evening is devoted to her friends!

Self-esteem and empathy make sex better

Self confidence makes better sex
A new study published in the journal «Journal of Adolescent Health» finds that people can interact and better understand the feelings of other people are likely to have satisfactory sexual life.
Personal characteristics such as self esteem and autonomy, also play a role in sexual pleasure and health.
In the research of the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health reported that sexual health includes sexual wellbeing and sexual pleasure is an important part of it. The method of interaction between people, their ability to hear words of each other and understand their advancement prospects can really affect their sex lives.
The study came to these conclusions analyzed data from about 3,200 students, aged from 18 to 26, surveyed during the period 2001 to 2002, under the third phase of the National longitudinal Survey of Adolescent Health.
Studying sexual satisfaction, respondents answered questions aimed at
• assessing the levels of autonomy, self-esteem and emotional understanding
• as well as sexual health and satisfaction about sex.
The autonomy and self-esteem, according to the research , defined as the power was followed by personal beliefs, even when they are contrary to conventional wisdom, which often grows into adulthood.The possibility of empathy is the ability to perceive one's outlook of others, ie to see things from another perspective and to understand and respond to the feelings of his companions.
The study found that men 87% were more inclined than women, with respective 47%, indicating that they have an orgasm most of the time or always during sex. The study also demonstrated that men enjoy more oral sex from their partners.
When the researchers compared the personality traits with measures of sexual satisfaction, namely:
• frequency of orgasm
• the level of enjoyment for providing and receiving oral sex
found that higher levels of self-esteem, autonomy and empathy were associated more with greater overall sexual pleasure in women, while men had an impact only empathy.
According to the above, the feeling in the bedroom helps people with emotional understanding to meet the needs of their partner and thus begins a positive cycle of retribution.
These developmental benefits may be more important for sexual pleasure young women, since they help to break the barriers of communication and sexual exploration, according to the research, referring to the concept that women are more "limited" in the bedroom than than men.

Man, gene mutations and infertility

Friday, September 2, 2011,A new study claims to have found a new factor that contributes to male infertility, a protein that supposedly surrounds the sperm like a coat to help it to swim towards the egg.
Approximately 20% of men can carry gene mutations that allow sperm without the presence of this protein and thus have reduced their fertility. The reproductive tests today can not identify the problem, according to study leader, Dr. TheodoreTollner University of California.
Anywhere in the world than a 10% to 15% of couples live the experience of infertility and doctors can not always find the cause.The lack of sperm count or problems with their shape or ability to move only explain a part of infertility.
This research group has found a new reason, a protein that is part of a family of proteins responsible for the death of microbes and the surfaces are a variety of organic tissue. Secreted when the trip starts of sperm in the female reproductive system and helps the sperm penetrate the mucus present in the cervix of the woman and to avoid treatment as an invader by the immune system. If no specific double gene mutation manifests the lack of overlap.
Sperm in the laboratory that did not have this protein coating difficult (to varying degrees) to penetrate the mucus.
But how is affected fertility?
The researchers followed 500 newly married couples trying to conceive. The birth rate was 30% lower among couples where the husband had a double mutation, the researchers reported in the journal «Science Translational Medicine».
Having only one copy of the mutated gene does not seem to prevent conception. The non-coated seed is not certain that you will always fail, so it is unclear how much this contributes to male infertility altogether.
But creating a test for the diagnosis of these men is easy, according to researchers. Such a review could potentially help faster choice of assisted reproduction, saving money and valuable time in the infertile couple.

New drug against premature ejaculation "shows" positive results

 
Pharmaceutical Society of Great Britain, announced that the drug being tested to treat premature ejaculation 'shows' good results in large clinical studies underway in Europe.
The drug called Zertane containing the substance tramadol hydrochloride, a widely used pain reliever in the mid 90s.
According to the announcement of the pharmaceutical company, the drug can be used on demand, ie before the sexual encounter and need not be taken daily. The company believes that it will soon be licensed for marketing in Europe.
Premature ejaculation is the most common sexual disorder as indicated at 23% -35% at ages 18-75, with serious consequences for overall health of a man and interpersonal relations. A large proportion are idiopathic, it is recognized that specific cause. In many cases it can result from hormonal disorders, eg disorders of the thyroid, the first symptom of diabetes and inflammation in the prostate.

Self-esteem and empathy make sex better

A new study published in the journal «Journal of Adolescent Health» finds that people can interact and better understand the feelings of other people are likely to have satisfactory sexual life.
Personal characteristics such as self esteem and autonomy, also play a role in sexual pleasure and health.
She director of Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health reported that sexual health includes sexual wellbeing and sexual pleasure is an important part of it. The method of interaction between people, their ability to hear words of each other and understand their advancement prospects can really affect their sex lives.
The study came to these conclusions analyzed data from about 3,200 students, aged from 18 to 26, surveyed during the period 2001 to 2002, under the third phase of the National longitudinal Survey of Adolescent Health.
Studying sexual satisfaction, respondents answered questions aimed at
• assessing the levels of autonomy, self-esteem and emotional understanding
• as well as sexual health and satisfaction about sex.
The autonomy and self-esteem, according to the rewiew,is defined as the power was followed by personal beliefs, even when they are contrary to conventional wisdom, which often grows into adulthood. The possibility of empathy is the ability to perceive one's outlook of others, ie to see things from another perspective and to understand and respond to the feelings of his companions.
The study found that men 87% were more inclined than women, with respective 47%, indicating that they have an orgasm most of the time or always during sex. The study also demonstrated that men enjoy more oral sex from their partners.
When the researchers compared the personality traits with measures of sexual satisfaction, namely:
• frequency of orgasm
• the level of enjoyment for providing and receiving oral sex
found that higher levels of self-esteem, autonomy and empathy were associated more with greater overall sexual pleasure in women, while men had an impact only empathy.
According to the above, the feeling in the bedroom helps people with emotional understanding to meet the needs of their partner and thus begins a positive cycle of retribution.
These developmental benefits may be more important for sexual pleasure young women, since they help to break the barriers of communication and sexual exploration, referring to the concept that women are more "limited" in the bedroom than than men.

New treatment for erectile dysfunction

New treatment for erectile dysfunction

Erectile dysfunction is one of the biggest health problems facing the modern man in the last 20 years at least.
The appearance before 10 years of medication by mouth - sildenafil (Viagra), tadalafil (Cialis), vardenafil (Levitra) - to address the problem brought to light not only the extent (30% of sexually active men suffering from erectile dysfunction) and severity of medical, personal and emotional disturbance they cause.
Clearly, millions of men worldwide have benefited from the results of action of these drugs. More than 150,000,000 prescriptions sildenafil have been performed worldwide.
At the same time, millions of others have been disappointed by their use, since 30% of men who use them do not have the desired effect, while a further problem is the medicalization of sexual act, namely the need to use drugs to make love.
The trend of modern medicine is finding a painless, effective and noninvasive methods to deal with any medical problem. In this context, and concerning the treatment of erectile dysfunction in the recent American Urological Conference in San Francisco last June, officially announced the release machinery ED 1000.
This clinical application of a pioneering concept for the development of new blood vessels in the affected organs, an idea already used successfully for the treatment of myocardial ischaemia.
This new therapeutic approach for the treatment of erectile dysfunction with shock waves (Erectile Dysfunction Shock Wave Therapy) gives substantial hope for a permanent therapeutic solution to this problem. A new era in the treatment of erectile dysfunction and coming "in waves".
What is the rationale of treatment?
The erection is a vascular phenomenon, they are characterized by increasing blood flow to the corpus cavernosum of the penis in order to achieve sufficient hardness for penetration. Until now, treatment options for erectile dysfunction treat only the symptoms but not the cause of reducing blood flow to the penis.
The new method is based on a challenge to promote new vascular growth sectors into the penis, and promises better treatment outcomes over time, ie even after the end of treatment. The method is sign in patients with erectile dysfunction and vascular result ensures the increase of blood flow in the corpus cavernosum of the penis, with the aim to improve erectile function.
The results so far show that shock wave therapy restores erectile dysfunction small and moderately vascular. Furthermore, the method enables to improve their responsiveness to drugs in patients with severe vascular erectile dysfunction who previously had no good response to medication. Finally, it can be applied to men suffering from disease Peyronie, to improve the vascular supply.
How is the application of the treatment?
The administration of shock waves in the penis is achieved non-invasively, with a special device (OmnispecTM ED-1000 the house Medispec, Germantown, MD, USA), which emits low-intensity shock waves penetration depth up to 8 cm. The head of the special machine focuses the shock waves in the target organ, ie the corpus cavernosum of the penis throughout their length, applied externally along the penis. Advantage of method is the fact that it does not require any form of anesthesia, since it is completely painless. So far no side effects were recorded. The treatment lasts 9 weeks and the final outcome is assessed at 13 weeks.
Treatment sessions last about 15 minutes, applied twice weekly for three consecutive weeks and repeated after three weeks. According to the results of a study published in the most reputable international journal Urology, the European Urology (Vardi Y, et al. European Urology, 58, 243-248, 2010), in patients undergoing treatment there was an increase in blood flow to the penis 140%. 80% of patients in the study stopped taking medication for erectile dysfunction after treatment.